Hard To Do

Dear Bacon,
I've thought it over and I've decided I want a break. I've loved you for a very long time and we've shared many fantastic moments but damn, Bacon, you have gotten so annoying so fast. You are EVERYWHERE. At first your popularity was cute... and I liked it. Everyone wanted to be around you. The chocolate thing was actually good, vodka is iffy, but Torani Syrup? Really? That's nasty, Bacon. I know you make everything better but that doesn't mean you should take it so far. Anyways, although I need some space I hope we can still be friends--especially since we still have to work together--let me know if you want to meet up for breakfast sometime.
Sincerely,
Jaymes

P.S. I can't believe I almost turned you into a popsicle flavor.